theperksofbeingateenagenarwhal:
i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i fought crime with
i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i committed crimes with
I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends
I wish I had friends
I wish I could knit
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reblog if u understand this inspirational message
an important message brought to you by the music community on tumblr.
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If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
this so much
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reblog this and I’ll surprise you with something drawn on ms paint
omg yesssss
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if you’re ever with a group of people and everyone is arguing loudly about many different things just yell I WILL TAKE IT! I WILL TAKE THE RING TO MORDOR!
I DID THIS DURING OUR LANGUAGE ARTS DEBATE AND MY TEACHER SLOWLY GOT UP FROM THE BACK OF THE ROOM AND WALKED BEHIND HER DESK AND THEN I GOT FREE CANDY FROM MY TEACHER
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so i called the nearby starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn’t sure and wanted me to ask so i asked them in gollum’s voice “HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?”
and the guy on the other line replied with “YES PRECIOUS IS OPEN TODAY UNTIL 3 MY PRECIOUS YESSSSSSSS”
I FUCKING FLIPPED OUT AND I WAS LAUGHING AND SOBBING
AND THE GUY ON THE OTHER LINE ASKED “IS PRECIOUS OKAY”
I HOPE YOU MARRIED HIM
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